Thursday, December 20, 2007

Why girls don't love software guys...?




True story from the Japanese Embassy in USA

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in USA.

      A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton.
      The instructor told Mori: 'Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.
It looks quite simple, but the truth is....
      When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said 'Who are you?'.
      Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humour: 'Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha..ha..ha.'
      Then Mori replied confidently 'Me too, ha..ha..ha..'

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Top 10 replies by developers when their programs don't work

Top 10 replies by developers when their programs don't work:

10. 'That's weird...'
9. 'It's never done that before.'
8. 'It worked yesterday.'
7. 'You must have the wrong version.'
6. 'It works, but it hasn't been tested.'
5. 'Somebody must have changed my code.'
4. 'Did you check for a virus?'
3. 'Where were you when the program blew up?'
2. 'Why do you want to do it that way?'

and finally ...

1. 'I thought I fixed that.'

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